We are the voice of reason in a fucked up world. Through sheer arrogance, insensitivity, and the occasional venture into realms of misogyny, stubbornness and nihilism, we hope to change all that.
Look folks, here’s the deal. This is the twenty-first century. Isn’t it high time we do away with capricious language? Isn’t it time we stop skirting around the subject? Hell, yes it is. It’s time to blow open the world and see what we get, and it’s time to be fucking hilarious while doing it.
That’s where we come in.
We’ll shoot down your idea before it’s had time to hatch, not because we’re assholes, but because it won’t work. You can rely on us to tell you which movies suck, and let you laugh your ass off as we tell you why it sucked. We’re not going to pussyfoot around on Hollywood’s latest scandal, rather, we’re going to mock it endlessly. Why? Because we’re easier than Lindsay Lohan on Friday night.
And let us get down to the suspects, shall we?
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